"Whatcha writing", my husband asked.
"My blog", I responded.
Husband: Why? Do you have a story to tell?
Me: Sure don't.
Husband: Then why do you do it?
Me: Because I like it.
Husband: You should tell them the story of how you threw away my cherry coke tonight.
Me: Should I?
In unrelated news, Jeff cut off all of his facial hair. This is only the third time in the seven years I have seen his chin.
Unfortunately, this most recent shave has reduced his strength to that of only one mortal man.
Bummer. I really wanted to watch him toss around tractor trailers this weekend.