- There are extra large gaps in the bathroom stalls at work. Every time I walk into the bathroom I have to keep my eyes on the ground, unless I want a eye full of business lady-lady business, if you know what I mean.
- My husband told me I'm not a pirate hooker. Thank the Lord he's here to remind me.
- Nephew #2 prays for people by name, including me! He calls me Beanie, and he calls husband, Buddy. Can you stand it? Can you?
- I went to the doctor for some pain I was having in my kidneys I was told it was back pain. Boooooookay. So do you tell people who have meat thermometers shoved in their ears, that they are just having a headache? In other news. I need to find a new doctor.
- I
hatelovefearadorecan't stop eating fireballs.
I must leave you now. Tomorrow's french toast and coffee date with a long distance friend is quickly approaching.
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