See there's this lady

Bless her. I want to say nothing negative about her. She really is a very nice person.  But she makes me feel huge.

She works with me.  She stands 4 feet tall, maybe.  Every time she comes close to me, nay, enters in the same room as me, she jumps back and gasps as if I were 8 feet tall, and had the head and claws of a raccoon.

I'm not that big or scary, alright?  Stop convulsing each time you see me.

I don't pat you on the head every time I see you.  Yet.

No comments:

Post a Comment